We don't have synonyms for computes yet — it may be a rare, specialized, newly coined, or misspelled word. The closest thesaurus entries we have are computer, commuter and compute.
(v) :
(intransitive, informal) To make sense. (commonly used in mimicry of a science fictional robot and spoken in a robotic voice; most frequently in negative constructs)
(v) :
(intransitive, informal) To make sense. (commonly used in mimicry of a science fictional robot and spoken in a robotic voice; most frequently in negative constructs)