Definition of potatoes:
(n) :
A plant of species Solanum tuberosum or its edible starchy tuber.
(n) :
(informal, UK) A conspicuous hole in a sock or stocking.
(n) :
A person or animal shaped like a potato, that is, with a large belly and/or short legs.
(n) :
Metaphor for a person or thing of little value.
(n) :
(slang, offensive) A mentally handicapped person.
(n) :
(humorous) A camera that takes poor-quality pictures or videos.